Episode 4: A Pretend One Night Stand

"So what happened?" Zack asked his friend Andrea.

"My mother decided to go to Bible Study this week at her new church. The topic was homosexuality."

"I think I heard this story before," Zack moaned, recalling Chris' story.

"I know. We all have. Anyways, I had just recently convinced my mom to accept me, convinced her that God loved me too. That I was just as Christian as she was. Today, her Pastor managed to tell her I was all wrong, that I was a lesbian going straight to hell."

Zack was confused. "So that is Christian speak for what? 'Throw your daughter out on the street'?"

Andrea sighed, "She was convinced that she had to administer some tough love in order for me to see the errors of my ways. Now I have no where to go."

"I have a friend who's wife and him run a GLBT shelter for those who have nowhere else to go. Come home with me tonight, and we will call him first thing in the morning. But there is one thing."

"What is that?" Andrea asked.

"My roommate is a real homophobe. Can you pretend to be a chick I picked up at the bar?"

"Just get the straight man's fantasy out of your head of sleeping with a lesbian," Andrea laughed, "I will not take pretending that far."