Episode 6: Chris Recognizes the Lesbian

As a conservative Christian, Andrea would never touch alcohol. As a drama major, however, she could convince anyone she was drunk.

"Can I have that Grande package I ordered now?" Andrea giggled loudly as they entered Zack's apartment, her words slurred.

"Shhh! My roommate is probably sleeping!" Zack replied.

"No I am not!" Chris laughed from inside his apartment.

As soon as he saw Andrea, however, Chris's smile turned into a scowl. "What's going on here?"

"What's it look like?" asked Zack.

"I know what it looks like," Chris said, "But I also know you're not going to sleep with her. She's a lesbian!"

"I would appreciate it if you wouldn't slander my girlfriend!" Zack roared.

"I have seen her at several queer rallies, and I will not have her in my dorm!"

"Maybe I am bisexual," Andrea giggled.

Chris feigned interest, asking hopefully, "Really?"

"This queer has 10 seconds to get out of my dorm, or I am calling the police for trespassing!"

"She is my guest, and has every right to be here!"

"You cannot afford this apartment on your own. If she is still here in the morning, I will request a new dorm!"

Stomping out of the room, Chris slammed the door behind him.